Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
|Before spring break:||I'm going to get my shit together over spring break|
|Spring break:||*Doesn't get shit together*|
I want a relationship, but there’s no one I want to be in one with.
I really don’t enjoy spending time with my family much anymore.
I feel like the joke friend a lot of the time.
I want to pass exams, but I’m a huge procrastinator.
I’m not doing well in anything right now.
I overreact, am stubborn, am moody, am boastful, exaggerate my problems, blame others for personal faults, talk too much, am boring, am never the person someone wants to talk to the most, am cowardly, am attention-seeking and I make far too many bad decisions.
please watch this video
This man is insane
oh my christ
I thought this was the dude from reel big fish
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED